Volanaro Dawntreader is a man of great morals and sophistication. His eyes gleam with unrestrained lust as he looks upon the many sandwiches within the glass cases of the shops within Silvermoon. He often finds himself wandering Eversong in his most sacred of attire, the Voladerpaderp Suit of Herp Herpington. He is never without is DERPDERP HERP HERPA derpherp blade of Justice and Righteousness.
Such is his infamy that his name itself has become a term used in conversation among nobles and peasantry alike.