The Story So Far...Edit
IT all started when my Dad went for a ride on the Deeprun Tram. When he got on the tram, a female gnome hopped aboard the same tram. They both greeted each other, and the female gnome had a weird look in her eye. A few seconds
- Full Name: Orenzil Habby Shadowstitch
- Weight:51 pounds
- Hair Color:Light Green
- Faction:Gnomes can only be Alliance...
- Guild:The Whirlwind Knights
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Age:47...and still a virgin...
- Lightly tanned skin
- Medium pitched voice
- Hair that takes hours to do each day...
Never Seen WithoutEdit
- Trash mobs on my ass
- My demonic pet with a stupid name
- My twin Grizmit
He's kind, unless you tick him off, then run for your life, easy to befriend, willing to spare the odd copper to a hobo.Just kidding. Willing to help fellow Gnomes with in-game relationship problems.For a price. Humorous.
- Gnomish sewing machines
- Free gold
- Making Cloth stuff by the Ironforge Bank
- Being punted
- When my Imp makes snappy remarks
- Not being at Goldshire
- is at the Goldshire Inn
- Hopes to develop a clothing outfitters business by the Ironforge Bank
People of NoteEdit
- Twin brother
- My OOC friend
- My questing buddy
- Another OOC acquaintance
- He introduced me to this realm
- "Hey, my name's Pogo, wanna jump on my stick?" said at the Goldshire Inn
- "((Go learn your class noob!))
- "I love STV. All the animals are so nice. They just run out of the jungle as your passing by and greet ya. I just have a warm and fuzzy feeling every time I run through. No, wait, that warm and fuzzy feeling is the friggin Tiger that jumped me."
- "YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!"
- A dead warrior said this to me not too long ago...
"YOU SAID YOU HAD A SOULSTONE, SO REZ ME!"
- /yell] ANY ROUGE OPEN STRONG IRON LOCKBOX FOR ME!!!!!!!1
and the reply he got :-
[/yell] No, its got a caps-lock on it and my skill isnt high enough.
- Person 1: "Anyone know why my ranged attack power is only 65?"
Person 2: "You're holding the gun backwards."
- "What do you call one hundred pallys in lake Everstill? A BUBBLE BATH!"
- "How come warriors don't have intellect buffs on their weapons? so their weapon isn't smarter than them."